QR Se Daan,Babli Aunty Ki Diwali Kahani 💸🪔

Bahut khush tha jb mujhe Diwali ke paise mile ghar se ,
Par fir mujhe sadak pr ek gareeb nanga bacha dikha
Jisse dekhkr mujhe mere bete I mean dost ki yaad aagayi,
Mujhe Khushi bhi thi ki kitna gareeb hai ye matlab I know ki galat hai pr still, usne gidgidakar merese paise mange or maine de diye,
Cash to nahi hai mere pas QR dikhaega ?
Hum to har saal nave kapde lelete pr bichare gareeb bacho ka kya jinke pas pehenne ke liye kapde hai hi nhi
Isiliye main ek initiative le rh ki nave kapde koi nahi laega or purane bhi jala denge
Un nange bacho ki trh Diwali manaenge ,
Matlab bahut useless sa thought tha pr mann kra ye krne ka
Taki unko ek apnapan mehsoos ho,
Par ye jyada apnapan hojaega gareeb or humme kuch to farak ho ,
Main ye bejhijhak isiliye bol raha kyunki maine use paise dia hai ,
To ab wo gareeb nahi rh na wo close to forbes 30 list me hai ,
Pichli Diwali papa ki harkato ki wjh se putai wali bhag gaya tha kaam ke bich se,
Kyunki putai wale se jyada achha puati krna to papa ko hi ata hai jo bata rhe ki kya krna hai kya nahi,
Mummy ki safai hi khatam nahi hui hai
Saaf-Safai krte krte mithai banai to na safai dhang se hui
Na mithai bni ,or mehman tareef hi nhi kr rh mithai ki kyunki wo wo khana kha reh jo bahar se mangwaya,

YE KYA RANGOLI HAI BAIII!!!
Londo se ek rangoli ni bn rhi sada sa HATHI banaya pr sbko lgta whi DAVINCI HAI,
Ladkio k sath Diwali kitni pyari nikalti koi badtameezi nahi
Gossip ki jaye or cute cute giggles

Londo ko hoti hai chul!!!
Inko patakha haath me fodna hai,
Baisahab proper training hoti thi ki batti chhil do uske bad Dheere Dheere jalega wo fir jala,
Kuch to chul hoti hai in londo me patakkha uda kr fod rhe or rocket zameen par
Or jyada bore ho gaye to barood sare patakho se nikalkr ab sale barood jala reh LOL
Dukandar barood bharkr patakhe me daal rh ye pehle unboxing krrhe
patakho ki
War chalu hai , kahin se koi bhi patakha fenk rh
koi muh ke pas koi sala kaan ke niche , bhaisab KEHER hota hai is din ka

BHAGWAN MUJHE AGLE JANAM ME LADKI KIJOO 🙏
YEH DIWALI LADKO KE LIYE SAFE NAHI HAI!!!