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šŸ’Œ Log Kya KahengeIssue #21 — Aaj ki class: ā€œOverthinking 101 – Giving F*cks in All the Wrong Placesā€

Babli Aunty edition for the overthinking engineer inside all of us.

🧠 Monologue of the Week:

Aaj ki class mein pata chala — galti humse nahi hui thi, system hi scam tha.

"Beta, Science le lo. Ghar mein izzat milegi."
"Engineering kar lo. Safe future milega."
"Log kya kahenge agar Arts li?"

Aur hum?
Ek confused sperm se directly confused engineer ban gaye. šŸ« 

4 saal pehle, humne career nahi choose kiya…
Career ne hume force select kar liya.
Jab tak samajh aaya ki ā€œmujhe kya chahiyeā€, tab tak toh degree ka PDF download ho gaya tha.

Welcome to the Wonderland of Wasted Potentialā„¢ 🌪

Kabhi kabhi lagta hai ki hum sab ek mass hallucination mein jee rahe hain.
Sab ke sapne ek jaise:

Ek degree, ek naukri, ek LinkedIn post jismein likha ho –
"Thrilled to announce I’m joining XYZ to live my parents’ dreams!"
#Blessed #PPO #StillDeadInside

Matlab socho na –
Itna overthink toh humne kabhi crush ke reply pe bhi nahi kiya, jitna apne life ke direction pe kar rahe hain.
Aur irony?
Life ka steering wheel kisi aur ke haath mein hai.

šŸ‘€ Ek Minute Ka Flashback:

  • Humne science li, kyunki Papa doctor banna chahte the.

  • Humne engineering ki, kyunki Mummy ke bhai ka beta IIT mein tha.

  • Ab job kar rahe hain, kyunki kisi ko bhi nahi pata hum aur kya kar sakte hain.

Aur phir raat ko Maggi banate waqt, dil se awaaz aati hai:
"Kya main galat train mein chadh gaya hoon?"

Point ye hai ki is overthinking me maza aa rh tha "Yaar, main ye sab chhod ke kuch aur bhi toh kar sakta hoon?"

Apna khud ka career ka music video chal raha tha dimaag mein pr fir ata hai reality ka chaata muh pr

Aur humne apne sapne ka file quietly Ctrl + S karke, Drafts mein wapas daal diya.

šŸ‘µšŸ» Babli Aunty’s Advice:

ā€œBeta, tumhare dimaag mein jo dream chal raha hai na, uske liye ghar ke log kabhi ā€˜supporting cast’ nahi banenge.
Par Log Kya Kahenge Cinematic Universe mein villain zaroor mil jaayenge.ā€

Bhai, Ye Toh Relatable Hai moment

 šŸŽ§ā€œCtrl + Z Lifeā€ – Songs for the 3am Overthinking Main Character in You

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1syVQsd83m59MxGqurLmIW?si=639fVtG6SzS2euL4gXlKqg

ā€œBeta, yeh newsletter sirf tera nahi, tere jaise confused par cute logon ka full syllabus hai.ā€
āž”ļø Forward this to that one overthinking friend jo abhi bhi ā€˜Apply Now’ button pe mouse ghuma raha hai but click nahi kar pa raha.
āž”ļø Subscribe karna mat bhoolna. Babli Aunty ne tere liye aur bhi breakdowns line mein lagaye hain.