Kal Se Start Karunga – The Eternal Lie

Time: 2 baje raat ke. Mood: Existential crisis with sutta and cold maggi.

aaj ki class ka topic hai regrets badi bitch chij hoti hai ye regrets kisi na kisi ko ek time pr zrur hota hai ,

Sab kehta hai: "Just work on yourself yaar."
Arey bhai, agar self-work se sab solve ho jaata toh ab tak toh hum sabki life sorted na hoti kya? sb Elon Musk bhi ban jaate?
But nahi.
kyunki regrets ke sath sath ata hai procrastination fir laziness mtlb dunia jahan bhi nhi chahti ki tum wo kaam kro

Fir kya? Tum kaam nahi karte.
Fir regret hota hai ki kaam kyun nahi kiya.
Fir motivation dhoondte ho.
Fir ek reel dekhke lagta hai “yes, kal se naya chapter.”
Fir next day fir wahi purani kahaani.
Basically, tum ho ek circular syllabus jisme pass hone ka option hi nahi.

Aur sabse common regret line jo har kisi ne boli hai (haan tu bhi!):

Yeh line itni famous hai ki GenZ ne isko FOMO bolke branding bhi kar di.
Pehle FOMO hota tha jab dost Goa jaate the bina bataye.
Ab hota hai jab koi dusra banda LinkedIn pe internship post karta hai with "grateful and excited" wala caption.

📬 Regret sabko hota hai,
par jo Babli Aunty se darte hain — wahi life mein kuch karte hain. 😎