GOOOD NEWWZZZ!!!!!!

“Placement na lagna is scary.
But bhai, ek aur cheez hai jo engineering ke londe ko raat bhar neend nahi aane deti…
‘Bandi pregnant ho gayi.’

Aur problem sirf pregnancy nahi hai…
Asli filim toh tab shuru hoti hai jab tu yeh baat apne group chat me daaltaa hai.”

Group Chat ki Delivery Room

Bhagwan ne itna khoobsurat design banakar bheja
hai ki tujhe lagta hai ladkiyan khud line me khadi hongi, par reality me
tu ghise hue kapde pehenke, borrowed perfume laga ke jaata hai aur bolta hai

“YOU ARE BEAUTIFULL“

Usme bhi angrezi aisi hilti-dhulati nikalti hai ki 4 shabd bolne me 5 minute lag jaate hain. Phir shuru hoti hai wo legendary chat cycle


good morning se good night, “khana kha liya?” se leke
“tum kaunsa pen brand use karti ho?” tak.

BHABHII se ek account se Baat sab krte hai
par wo bandi wo ek ki hi banti haiii!!

PHASEE 1 + PHASE 2

HONEYMOON PERIOD

Aise hi chalta hai aur kabhi na kabhi woh phase aata hai jaha ladki finally maan bhi jaati hai.
Cute cute texts, muah muah, shona BUBA,
honeymoon wali vibes
Engineering college me pyaar karne ka bhi ek alag pride hota hai, proof dikhana zaroori hai ki ECE branch se bhi girlfriend banayi ja sakti hai.
 

PHASE 3
D-DAY!! 🚨

Phir aata hai wo din… D-Day. BANDI Maan gayii
Room set, vibes set, sab kuch tere favour me.
Bas ek galti …protection bhool gaye.
Tu sochta hai chhodo lets go with the flowww

Main batata hu iske age ki storyy

1 hafte bad ek text ata haiiii

2 pink Line honi chahiye pr tumhara arguement :-
SURE HONE JITNA PINK NAHI HAI

Ab is tension me tum brahmaand me
Dr, bada bhai behen, SR- CHHODKAR jate ho un extra smart group of engineers pr
Bolne bhai bandi pregnant ho gyi
Ab ek normal bnda from a good friend expect krega
ki bai saath denge paisa jodenge
jugad krenge good hospitals me baat krenge console krenge
YAHA glti tumhari hai itna expectations rkhna
SRS mahaul hai or samne se

Ab HELP krne ki jgh apni apni rai dete hai

Ab pareshan admi bole ki bhai i srsly need some help

wo SCENE YAAD HAI ???

AB POORA HOSTEL READY HAI APNE SKILLS DIKHANE
SABKE ANDAR KA DR. BAHAR AANE LGTA HAII

MORAL OF THE STORYY!!💔

Dost se relationship advice lena matlab LAXMI CHIT FUND ME investing
Paise ki JGH TENSION DOUBLE
ps. MAMMI KO KAISE BATAUU

DISCLAIMER💥

Is post ko apne saare couple waale doston ko forward karo…
kal unki bhi group chat
“Good Morning” se seedha “Good News” pe na pahunch jaaye.